Kake

My name is Cake. Chocolate Cake.

Sweet pastery that has the power to bring people together

Also...

Another imaginary award that you give to someone when
they've done something good or benefiting, but not necessarily noteworthy.

Therefore it is..

A treat loved by fat kids.

And because of this, cake has also become a deep and strong way to declare love to another person...

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Though..

Cake can take you to new hights.

You see

Cake can also be a way to define a kilo of cocaine.

Well. See. That’s a piece of cake

Dude, that is SO CAKE!